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[–] 108 points 4 months ago (17 children)

that's not how this works!! it's silly to assume all other species reach maturity at the same point proportional to their average lifespan! almost as silly as to assume all species reach maturity after the same absolute time.

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  • [–] 62 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    Well this is RPG memes and 100 is when an elf is considered an adult in DnD so

    That is how it works (legally and culturally)

    Of course it's also a medievalish world and they didn't care that it ruined brain development. I guess you might argue that dwarves and elves would though, particularly since a brain damaged drunken youth is going to be a problem for a lot longer

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I think the general consensus is that it's elven society that considers 100 the age of maturity. Elves grow to adulthood at the same rate as humans, but the knowledge and worldly experience they must gain is what elves see as being an adult.

    So, a 73 year old elf would be more than able to drink responsibly

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    So, just like a human teenager, there's a difference between physical maturity, mental maturity, and the age their brain finishes developing?

    Regardless, the threat to call their parents is still valid and players should absolutely do it if they have an elven teenager PC

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Except that the elf's parents likely wouldn't care. If we're going with D&D generic lore as our base, elves typically are on their own(ish) from physical maturity around 20 and on. They simply flit about with different projects and teachers until around 100.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    Except if this was how it worked, then elves would be babies for like 10 years before being toddlers for like 30 and teenagers for 50-70 years.

    A decade as a toddler? Nah.

    I think it's fair to say elves reach maturity almost as quickly, just age slower after reaching maturity. Same with dwarves, etc.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

    We don't know what the alcohol content of the drink is, as when alcoholic drinks were the standard they were much lower AC than today's (on average), nor do we know how impactful alcohol is to elven physiology.

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    [–] 90 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    Americans will invent a fantasy world, give a character a Scottish accent but still set the drinking age to 21.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Uhhh it's pretty typical for dwarves to sound vaguely Scottish isn't it

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    That's always irked me. Dwarves are a Germanic myth. They should have Germanic accents.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    At one of my LARPs, we use German for Dwarvish. Given that somehow, Dwarves are a niche race, German language proficiency doesn't come into play with a frequency that would, say, make accents relevant. However, in discussions with someone who is quite linguistically and culturally in tune with German speakers, we now can't agree on whether we'd have the accent be Swiss, Austrian, Bavarian or Ruhr German

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    [–] 49 points 4 months ago* (11 children)

    There was a short form video I saw somewhere about how bartenders in fantasy universes gotta have a thick handbook with every species' legal drinking age listed

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  • [–] 39 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    it's a medieval settings, the only limitations for you getting ale is if you have the coin for it

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I mean, the local lord might decide they want to be all proper and not sinful and ban children drinking (not working tho, kids yearn for the mines)

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    ...you say about a comic in which the human character has a hoodie and a cellphone.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Actually, good point, fantasy doesn't equal medieval. In fact, a lot of the fantasy universes I've encountered in fiction are closer to post-apocalypse (ancient magic artefacts of long lost prosperous civilization, forgotten secrets of the arcane arts and so on).

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    [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    The correct calculation is is (<your age> / 2) + 7. Oh wait that's for something else.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Wait there was no need to do 21/100*71 and check 15, they could simply compare 71 with 100.
    She just secretly wanted to do math!

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    see this is the setting i want. modern urban fantasy with none of the grimdark that seems to plague the genre.

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Why would a dwarf calculate it from human age?

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    73! = 4.47011546 x 10^105 seems old enough

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    4470115461512684340891257138125051110076800700282905015819080092370422104067183317016903680000000000000000 seems a bit higher than 100

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    But, it's just beer.

    15 is old enough for mead! (In Germany, unless she bought it herself, than 16 would be the required age. That bar looks pretty German to me.)

    But... Dwarven mead might be considered hard alcohol.

    But, she's an elf, so she might digest alcohol completely differently...

    This is a much harder question than just comparing 73 to 100.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Their parents are german, the elf will be questioned why this is not their 12 beer

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, if it Forgotten Realms. You're probably considered an Elven Adult once you no longer dream of Avandor- they're depression era.

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Okay but why is 73 being ratio'd to 100? Shouldn't it be whatever age is considered elderly for an elf instead?

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    The meme is claiming that 100 in elven years is the equivalent of 21 in human years.

    So the ratio 21:100 becomes 15.33:73 (or something like that. Its 6am here so my maths could be off).

    Using the same ratio, 100 human years would be ~476 elf years.

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    In all seriousness I’ve wondered if living that long would actually make you mature slower or at the same rate. It’s like Grogu in the Mandalorian is around 50 but still acts like a toddler.

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