I truly wish companies would start printing that directly on the doors. It's a great way to get people to lock the door.

pvp or coop?

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I think a dog must have wrote this sign. I wonder if any other pet owners can relate to fifi or fido wanting to be there and guard you while you're 'vulnerable'?

Considering that I will need to survive for three days without pooping...

If someone is pooping alone, you can get secret access to be their friend by crawling underneath.