I believe more Tlds is generally stupid. But instead of all the protect the children bullshit, I'd be good with a .kids tld that requires certification to own. Then you can just whitelist that for your precious crotch goblins and leave the rest of us alone.

• .md
• .tar
• .gz
• .iso
• .lnk
• .txt
• .exe
• .mp4
• .mp3
• .jpg
• .png

I want to watch the world burn like it did on the creation of the .zip TLD

I think we really need a .docx. Why not do all of the classic office file extensions?

.ope : for all your midwestern typo needs
.doom : all domains registered in this TLD must have a playable version of Doom somewhere on the site
.ram : about as price effective as buying actual RAM rn. I call dibs on more.ram so I can have a downloads page at download.more.ram

• .hell
• .nope
• .bruh
• .con (to be used exclusively for scams)
• .duck
• .dot

.fedi for Fediverse Project

.luigi

.dot

I'd love to have dot.dot.

.gaza

.slop ?

./
..
.https://www/
.dot-com
.enter

.fedi seems obvious given where we are.

.er

I hardly know her!

.er .db

All two letter TLDs are exclusive to countries. So unless you make a country called Ergostan and Dbaseistan and get them internationally recognised you are out of luck. However, if you manage you don't have to pay the fee!

.antifa and .profa so we don't have to guess where the company/project/person/etc. stands.

• .slop
• .clancker
• .gooner
• .moe

Fuck it, just give them their own space.

.dash for Morse code enjoyers

.agpl

only for agpl compatible software

.crackhouse

.milk
.polka
.weinermobile
.supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

.ICANNT

.oligarch

.crom

Crom.crom

... It offers nothing.

Also .slash, because chaos must reign.

Ohh!

How about .— for all the LLMs to create their own deepweb on?

We can just call the realworld version of the Blackwall the EmWall, fittingly more stupid and annoyingly named than anything in actual cyberpunk, as seems to be the writing style for our timeline.

.taco

I would take the old ones back from for profits, put them in the hands of a non-profit and keep them at a sensible price. All this land speculation is bullshit and contributes no value to domain users - its all a get rich scheme for a small number of insiders.

.crimes for cataloguing the crimes of the corresponding websites. E.g microsoft.crimes or x.crimes or whitehouse.crimes

.fart because decades of growing up haven't quite cured my potty humor.