Canada reps should show up 3 hours late and piss on the table.
The US president already shits himself on live TV, so he's already got us beat there.
gotta set the tone.

Now I'm picturing Mark Carney showing up rapping.
I don't understand why anyone would sign an agreement with this guy. He goes back on his word every day, he has no credibility.
Not only do they not keep their word, they use fake negotiations as a deceptive tactic and then kill the opposing negotiators. Not that I expect them to do that to Canada, but there’s no such thing as good faith negotiations from them.
Yup they are a gangster regime.
How about go fuck your self instead?
fuck em then, no talks
Go pound sand yankee doodle
Fucking Americans man...
Concede us nothing, Canada. Then make your own demands for concessions. The boycotts are working, don't give up now.
Canada should close the St. Lawrence to US traffic
could we, like, impose a toll?
Mark should signal through admin staff that he's cancelling his travel plans and call it a day. He has better things to worry about, and when the yanks' federal rep has a better attitude they can just rebook.
This iteration of North American trade talks are going like the equivalent of some ticket sales page where there's a constant upsell for nothing in return.
- Protect your land now! Would you like to buy 51st state insurance?
- Limited time offer! Jump to the front of the line with "Gold Tier Queue" for one low bribe!
- Don't miss your chance to bundle an exclusive dinner with Jared Kushner!
- Would you like a side of Trump Crypto with your order?
Mark Carney just has to click "Skip", "Skip", "Skip", "Skip" ad infinitum...
Oh, TACO Tuesday is coming!
As far as I can determine the Canadian government would be just fine letting the agreement as is continue, so, uh.....No.
PS. Kiss my ass.
Just keep kicking the can down the road until mid terms and they impeach Trump.
Watch Carney fail the walk again after saying the right words…
Yeah, I feel for his words many times now. He does something bad, then a press conference with all his charms, here comes another bad thing, another press... rinse and repeat.
The digital services tax was expected to bring $2B USD. He dropped it, alleging help in the negotiations without any fallback plan. At that moment, I realized he was using those excuses as an opportunity to pass his agendas, as in, dropping those taxes were his plans all along. It is easy to pass unpopular decisions when he has a scapegoat like Trump.
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