This iteration of North American trade talks are going like the equivalent of some ticket sales page where there's a constant upsell for nothing in return.
- Protect your land now! Would you like to buy 51st state insurance?
- Limited time offer! Jump to the front of the line with "Gold Tier Queue" for one low bribe!
- Don't miss your chance to bundle an exclusive dinner with Jared Kushner!
- Would you like a side of Trump Crypto with your order?
Mark Carney just has to click "Skip", "Skip", "Skip", "Skip" ad infinitum...