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how tf am i supposed to get any work done now?

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[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

-Larry, don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave again.

-Okay.

Larry indeed have turned of the lights this time, but not only in the office...

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Larry the Legend

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 13 points 16 hours ago

Surely the world's leading advocate for vibe coding wouldn't have issues with code stability. This is only their second colossal issue this week!

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Surely the world’s leading advocate for vibe coding wouldn’t have issues with code stability.

It would have issues with code stability, and don't call me Shirley.

Gaaaggghhhh! Somebody turn it back on! I'm starting to form my own thoughts again! It hurts!

[-] vane@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

developers...
2000s google is not working
2010s stackoverflow is not working
2020s cloud(e) is not working

[-] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago

1990s BBS/modem is not online 1980s Bookstore/Library does not have the book I need.

[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

1970s oil crisis turned off my lights

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 day ago

Honest question, does the world productivity goes up or down?

[-] redwattlebird 5 points 9 hours ago

Net negative, I'd say, especially in the long run.

By training LLMs, you're neglecting to train the entry level workers who grow to be seniors. If we keep going down this rabbit hole, there will be no one who knows 'the old ways' and understand why we do things a certain way.

Additionally, the energy consumption and land occupation is massive and far outweighs the benefits, making things more scarce, especially since more people will lose their jobs.

For the tiny % of people who actually put it to good use, there's 100x more abusing or mishandling it.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

I would say it goes down. After all the slop users are not going to suddenly discover critical thinking.

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[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

It depends on if quality is a product of productivity.

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[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 9 points 22 hours ago

Anthropic's uptime website is actually one of the funniest jokes of this year

[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Waiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Mythos is just too intelligent and immediately realizes the best thing it can do is kill itself.

[-] Damarus@feddit.org 151 points 1 day ago
[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

And nothing of value was lost

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[-] bskm@feddit.nu 94 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's all an illusion. You don't need Claude to create, the ability has always been in you

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 59 points 1 day ago

the real Claude was the friends we made along the way

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

The friends we made was also Claude, though.

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[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

You also don't need higher level programming languages. The ability to code assembly has always been inside you.

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 78 points 1 day ago

do it yourself, like in the distant past of *checks calendar* six months ago

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[-] GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago

If you want to simulate running Claude while it's offline, just go run the faucet in your kitchen.

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Good good. Please more of this!! Shut it all down.

[-] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago
[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago

shit fuck uh claude write me a witty comment to respond to this post!!1!1;

[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago
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[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

is calude a rebranding of chatgpt or is it like a version?

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Claude is from Anthropic, ChatGPT is from OpenAI.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

ok I actually had to look it up. The way anthropic came from openai I had it in my head they were the same thing.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It's incest all the way down.

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