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how tf am i supposed to get any work done now?

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[-] Damarus@feddit.org 156 points 1 month ago
[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

And nothing of value was lost

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

yeah this has been normal for them since they've become extremely popular after chatgpt got with the US military

They've been up and down near daily for like the last 2 weeks, unfortunately they just don't seem to be able to get enough compute to handle how popular they are

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[-] bskm@feddit.nu 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's all an illusion. You don't need Claude to create, the ability has always been in you

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 61 points 1 month ago

the real Claude was the friends we made along the way

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

The friends we made was also Claude, though.

No it’s ok I blocked the Claude user from my repos

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[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You also don't need higher level programming languages. The ability to code assembly has always been inside you.

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 80 points 1 month ago

do it yourself, like in the distant past of *checks calendar* six months ago

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[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Waiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Mythos is just too intelligent and immediately realizes the best thing it can do is kill itself.

[-] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago

Gaaaggghhhh! Somebody turn it back on! I'm starting to form my own thoughts again! It hurts!

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 month ago

Honest question, does the world productivity goes up or down?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

I would say it goes down. After all the slop users are not going to suddenly discover critical thinking.

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[-] redwattlebird 8 points 1 month ago

Net negative, I'd say, especially in the long run.

By training LLMs, you're neglecting to train the entry level workers who grow to be seniors. If we keep going down this rabbit hole, there will be no one who knows 'the old ways' and understand why we do things a certain way.

Additionally, the energy consumption and land occupation is massive and far outweighs the benefits, making things more scarce, especially since more people will lose their jobs.

For the tiny % of people who actually put it to good use, there's 100x more abusing or mishandling it.

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[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It depends on if quality is a product of productivity.

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[-] GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago

If you want to simulate running Claude while it's offline, just go run the faucet in your kitchen.

[-] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago
[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

shit fuck uh claude write me a witty comment to respond to this post!!1!1;

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

Surely the world's leading advocate for vibe coding wouldn't have issues with code stability. This is only their second colossal issue this week!

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[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Good good. Please more of this!! Shut it all down.

[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago
[-] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

If you think about it, .... your anus can perform in all the common states of matter. Mine even did plasma once.

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[-] vane@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

developers...
2000s google is not working
2010s stackoverflow is not working
2020s cloud(e) is not working

[-] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

1990s BBS/modem is not online 1980s Bookstore/Library does not have the book I need.

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[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

Anthropic's uptime website is actually one of the funniest jokes of this year

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

Man, I can’t get shit done. It keeps disconnecting, updates mess everything up,…

Oh wait, my bad, pen and paper don’t work like that.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

I used to code with pen and paper, in 1982. I'm a bit faster with the modern tools, even if they crash occasionally. Except maybe Eclipse, me thinks it doth crash too much.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

is calude a rebranding of chatgpt or is it like a version?

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Claude is from Anthropic, ChatGPT is from OpenAI.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

ok I actually had to look it up. The way anthropic came from openai I had it in my head they were the same thing.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

It's incest all the way down.

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