how tf am i supposed to get any work done now?

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[–] 156 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 97 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (17 children)

    It's all an illusion. You don't need Claude to create, the ability has always been in you

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  • [–] 61 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    the real Claude was the friends we made along the way

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    [–] 80 points 5 months ago (71 children)

    do it yourself, like in the distant past of *checks calendar* six months ago

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    [–] 54 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Waiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago

    Gaaaggghhhh! Somebody turn it back on! I'm starting to form my own thoughts again! It hurts!

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Honest question, does the world productivity goes up or down?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Net negative, I'd say, especially in the long run.

    By training LLMs, you're neglecting to train the entry level workers who grow to be seniors. If we keep going down this rabbit hole, there will be no one who knows 'the old ways' and understand why we do things a certain way.

    Additionally, the energy consumption and land occupation is massive and far outweighs the benefits, making things more scarce, especially since more people will lose their jobs.

    For the tiny % of people who actually put it to good use, there's 100x more abusing or mishandling it.

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    [–] 32 points 5 months ago

    If you want to simulate running Claude while it's offline, just go run the faucet in your kitchen.

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    shit fuck uh claude write me a witty comment to respond to this post!!1!1;

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Surely the world's leading advocate for vibe coding wouldn't have issues with code stability. This is only their second colossal issue this week!

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    Good good. Please more of this!! Shut it all down.

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  • [+] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    developers...
    2000s google is not working
    2010s stackoverflow is not working
    2020s cloud(e) is not working

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Anthropic's uptime website is actually one of the funniest jokes of this year

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    is calude a rebranding of chatgpt or is it like a version?

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Claude is from Anthropic, ChatGPT is from OpenAI.

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Man, I can’t get shit done. It keeps disconnecting, updates mess everything up,…

    Oh wait, my bad, pen and paper don’t work like that.

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