"We believe they may be part of a intergalactic drug cartel, maybe part of one of the interstellar wizard alliances"

All of the troops they just sent to the Middle East:

i first saw this headline in a regular ass vanilla newsfeed, joe.

i clicked on it because i wanted to see if legacy media was really running Qanon level articles about weirdo bullshitters making up shit.

they are, indeed. its a "story" about some obvious garbage gaetz said on a crank podcast.

This is literally just the plot of The X-Files

War is going swell

Matt is cruising for some underage alien hybrid girls.

The uniformed officer

Are there any videos? Is for science

That's just what they call anyone marrying an immigrant

david m. jacobs thought vindicated!

Debt ballooning. Economy crashing. War erupting. Nazis policing. Epstein files epsteining.

"WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE ALEINS!"

I swear, Joe Rogan is more like Trump than any of Trump's progeny.

“WhY iSn-“

Bro; you ARE “the news”.

I've always heard Rogan described as "A guy who will 100% believe everything the last person who spoke to said." The strangest thing is that the "OMG ALIENS?!" grift is usually one done by much smaller content creators, usually a tiktok or youtube shorts kind of thing.