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[-] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago

If they’re that hard up for soldiers I vote we send ICE over to do the fighting for us.

[-] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I mean they have a larger budget than the Marine’s… What could go wrong?

[-] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Literally nothing. That’s why I suggested it haha.

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[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago

Hear me out, we could just send them over and leave them there with no weapons and no ports... de-port them, if you will.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

At the same time we should not give up diplomatic options. We should send Iran the entire cabinet as a gesture of good will.

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[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

Raised from 35 to 42, which is a big jump. At 35, the physical downward spiral is just beginning. At 42, it is typically well underway, especially in the U.S., where obesity runs rampant. They must be anticipating a slog similar to that when Russia invaded Ukraine.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Not just in Iran, Lindsey Graham seems to think we're also gonna invade Cuba, probably parts of Latin America, and who knows, maybe Canada or Mexico to top it off. Multi-front wars aren't a bad idea right? We have the logistics to fight two separate long-term wars, so what's a third or a fifth?

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[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

After watching Russian soldiers getting blown to bits by drones for the last 3-4 years, I am good on ever joining the army.

They recruit those gen-z maga true believers focused on looksmaxxing though. Army uniform looks cool. Makes you Chad.

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[-] brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 months ago

Remember, when in doubt pull pin and throw at nearest officers tent.

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[-] Ashrakal@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

Can’t the US government and their enablers just calm down about waging wars? They’re quite literally one of the biggest issues of this world, and they think that they’re not the problem…

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[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago
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[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago
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[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

TIL I could still join the army if I were so inclined.

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[-] jaykrown@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

No fucking way I'm ever taking orders from someone who doesn't think for them self.

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Never worked a job before? Sounds like every manager I've ever had

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[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

They really shouldn't want disgruntled millennials. I would be a truly catastrophic draftee, and not because I'd be incompetent.

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[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 12 points 2 months ago

So you need a harder drug to get kicked out

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[-] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Still not gonna take my bipolar ass in a draft

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