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[–] 98 points 5 months ago (51 children)

If they’re that hard up for soldiers I vote we send ICE over to do the fighting for us.

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    [–] 58 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Raised from 35 to 42, which is a big jump. At 35, the physical downward spiral is just beginning. At 42, it is typically well underway, especially in the U.S., where obesity runs rampant. They must be anticipating a slog similar to that when Russia invaded Ukraine.

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    [+] 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (24 children)
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    [–] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Remember, when in doubt pull pin and throw at nearest officers tent.

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    [+] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)
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    [–] 24 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Can’t the US government and their enablers just calm down about waging wars? They’re quite literally one of the biggest issues of this world, and they think that they’re not the problem…

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    [–] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 17 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    TIL I could still join the army if I were so inclined.

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    No fucking way I'm ever taking orders from someone who doesn't think for them self.

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    [–] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    They really shouldn't want disgruntled millennials. I would be a truly catastrophic draftee, and not because I'd be incompetent.

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    [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    So you need a harder drug to get kicked out

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Still not gonna take my bipolar ass in a draft

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