"Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule" Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

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[–] 128 points 6 months ago* (11 children)
  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Nobody come in my room! I’m just playing Zelda.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    He’s got a perfect phantom hourglass figure

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

    It's a real hero to grapple with four swords.

    I want him to play my Ocarina this time.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Now I’m thinking about the scene in Silicon Valley where they’re trying to figure out how to jerk off four dicks at once

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Instead of fixing their algorithm. I remember that one. It reminds me of any time me and my group tries solving a problem in D&D.

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  • [–] 50 points 6 months ago (18 children)

    god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly

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  • [–] 61 points 6 months ago (16 children)

    Twink magic, and before you ask no you can't extract it by grinding up twinks I've already tried.

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (15 children)

    I'm a twink how do I get the magic

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago* (14 children)

    Yes, go to a thrift store right now and grab the hottest dress you can find and try it on. I promise you it's within one size of fitting you.

    Edit: don't forget to send pics lol

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago (13 children)

    yeah it's within one size of fitting me but that's not fittttttinngggg. It's baggy in the chest because it's made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

    the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    The rest of the magic is finding a good tailor. You look stunning in that dress btw.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I'm stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It'd probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don't exactly have enough money for that either lol.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Huge props for sharing. You look great 💖

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I mean tailor it or get a thicker padded bra. Small tiddie people don't own cutlets for no reason. Stuff that top till it looks like you want it

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Are you absolutely sure it is is vital?

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, now put on the dress 👁️👁️

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    & then they went and added a fursuit in the next game

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    He won't have time to destroy Hyrule if he's busy destroying Link.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I mean... Yeah... It'd work on me.

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