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Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸
They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
Does it not need a flared base?
I'm assuming you'd want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it's only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
We're going to need a lot of firepower. send in Secewet Agent Owo
Does it come with CIA branded lube?
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.
haha they'll totally believe we gave people butt knives
thats not a lot of storage space....strech em out a bit more and they they may can fit a radio set and a powerbank too
For a 1960s powerbank and radio you're gonna need a real elastic anus.
(Brand new sentence right there)
The RS-59 is modular so with multiple trips it probably could be done
https://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/rs59/
tho that encoder gona be probably making some agents cry a bit
A true patriot develops megacolon and then deals with the chronic constipation, so they can hide even a folable pistol and ammunition!
is that plastic body safe?
I'll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain't no way I'm taking it in the ass for america 😌
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.
But like, how do you get it back out?



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