Learn how to read, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Thanks. I hate it.

My day was better before I saw this.

The aristocrats! 👐

On a hot and dry September day, she recalled a swarm of flies bombarding her face. About a week later, she had facial pain and then developed a cough over the next two to three weeks. Those were her only symptoms until October 15, when she sneezed and reported that “worms” came out of her nose. They were, in fact, late-stage sheep bot fly larvae.

Nope.

Oh HELL NO.

God is a jester on meth and these are his ideas of jokes.

What the hell is wrong with you? Delete this from the internet!

throws phone across the room

No thank you.

Oh

Oh, man. Seriously, don't search for "nasal myiasis" on YT if you are squeamish at all.

It's awesome.

As flies go it’s kinda cute

I see you, too, enjoy a good Beth Mole article.

NOPE

Cocaine Blaine. Dats my dawg.

man am I glad I stopped doing blow

Probably felt really good