Learn how to read, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Thanks. I hate it.

My day was better before I saw this.

The aristocrats! 👐

On a hot and dry September day, she recalled a swarm of flies bombarding her face. About a week later, she had facial pain and then developed a cough over the next two to three weeks. Those were her only symptoms until October 15, when she sneezed and reported that “worms” came out of her nose. They were, in fact, late-stage sheep bot fly larvae.

What the hell is wrong with you? Delete this from the internet!

throws phone across the room

Nope.

Oh HELL NO.

Oh, man. Seriously, don't search for "nasal myiasis" on YT if you are squeamish at all.

It's awesome.

God is a jester on meth and these are his ideas of jokes.

No thank you.

As flies go it’s kinda cute

Oh

Cocaine Blaine. Dats my dawg.

NOPE

I see you, too, enjoy a good Beth Mole article.

man am I glad I stopped doing blow

Probably felt really good