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[-] BigBluntPapa@lemmy.world 123 points 2 months ago

Why won't you fit in my mouth!

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 months ago

Nom nom nom.

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 61 points 2 months ago

In Portuguese they’re literally called mantas aka blankets

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 56 points 2 months ago

Oh my god

Manta ray

Its a blanket ray

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

Hahaha that's so cute

[-] cazssiew@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

That... never occurred to me before. Wow.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

All he needs is an underwater campfire.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago

Careful with those, you could attract a sea bear. Make sure you draw a proper anti sea bear circle around you.

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago

Not an oval! It has to be a circle!

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

But make sure to check the sea fire risk index first

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago
[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A pissed off stingray is what killed Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. Though that's supposedly the only stingray related death caught on camera.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

[-] moody@lemmings.world 46 points 2 months ago

It literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but I'm no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.

[-] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 2 months ago

Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water

What if I get stabbed somewhere else? Do they still just put my foot in a bag of hot water?

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago

Yes, even if your spouse gets stung, they put your foot in hot water.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

I also choose this guy's wife.

[-] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung

[-] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Few minutes? Nah it’s a proper wound. It’s fine after a couple days in 99% of cases. But you’re underselling it.

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

well maybe he shouldn't have jammed his thumb up its butthole

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I still haven’t forgiven the stingray.

I know that Steve would say it wasn’t the stingray’s fault, that he was the one intruding and it was just defending itself, as stingrays do.

But I’m not nearly as good a human as Steve.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

And Steve probably wouldn't blame you for that either. He'd just try to soften your heart by being his usual, earnestly enthusiastic self.

Damn, this thread (and replying to your comment in particular) just hit me with an overwhelming sense of nostalgia. I'm so glad that I got to grow up at the time when I did, because now I have the privilege of grieving for Steve Irwin. Steve will always be a part of my fond childhood memories.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So one thing, if you haven’t seen, his son Robert is more or less following in his footsteps. his photography is insanely good.

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

The main risk is that they can be very well camouflaged if they are sitting on the sea floor, so if you step on them by accident they may sting. Steve Irwin’s situation was a real oddity, as he was stung in the heart (he was swimming over top of the ray and it must have gotten spooked) - more commonly people are stung in the foot which is painful but not deadly.

Like most wildlife, they should be given space if you are unsure. But there are many tame ones that are fed regularly near tourist resorts, and they tend to swim up and tickle your legs when you stand in the water.

[-] indorri@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

At the very least, the ones in Grand Cayman are really docile and friendly to humans.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The danger is not they biting you.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 months ago

It's not called a bite-ray.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

idk I see this and think of that kakopo video with the line "you're being shagged by a rare parrot"

[-] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Does anyone know what this Stingray is trying to do?

Is it accustomed to people feeding it and trying to get his attention?

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 21 points 2 months ago

I had an employee at a touch tank at an aquarium explain to me that stingrays swim around in giant schools constantly touching each other so they really just like being pet and touched, and as we were chatting (it was a really slow day) I could see the stingrays dancing and getting antsy because they weren't getting enough attention and the employee just kept petting them as they kept coming up and bouncing out of the water clearly going "Pet me! Pet me!"

[-] Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

They're like puppies of the sea, just with stingers.

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I’ve been here. Not to the ocean floor but to Grand Cayman where the Stingrays are. They are so accustomed to tourists feeding them the all gather in one area where the boats go to see them .

For a period of time, boats were banned from this because predators figured out they could have a Stingray buffet.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 points 2 months ago

A stingstay

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago

Sea cuddles đŸ„°

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

From this perspective it looks like they are trying to mimic a hermit crab

[-] Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago
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