belated but finally coming out of a coma

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[–] 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!

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  • [–] 58 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.

    Congrats tho.

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  • [–] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    Is it even legal to use this template on days other than Wednesday? But don't worry, I won't report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?

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    [–] 11 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Why tweezers have been nailed down tho?
    Please tell me no AI.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    What an honor!

    Congrats!

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    More like dissection.

    Congrats!

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago*

    That's not what a frog looks like inside at all.

    Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?

    Anyway, congratulations, Dr!

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    Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I'm sure it is great and fascinating!

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    Congrats, buddy!

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    [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Congratulations! Eat shit, Dr. Kilimo.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "The definitive case for eugenics"

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "An improved analysis method of Phrenology"

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "the long term benefits of trepanation, a meta analysis."

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.

    Can't find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a 'spiritual experience' or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.

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    Epic, Bufo.

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