Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!
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Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.
Congrats tho.
Autonomous gun turrets can be... very... persuasive.
Congratulations!
From,

Is it even legal to use this template on days other than Wednesday? But don't worry, I won't report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.
It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?
Why tweezers have been nailed down tho?
Please tell me no AI.
More like dissection.
Congrats!
That's not what a frog looks like inside at all.
Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?
Anyway, congratulations, Dr!
Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!
Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I'm sure it is great and fascinating!
First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.
You're James C Scott, but better?
Fuck it, you have my vote too.
Edit: I'm an anti-agrarian non-statist myself just FYI
Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?
"The definitive case for eugenics"
"An improved analysis method of Phrenology"
"the long term benefits of trepanation, a meta analysis."
Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.
Can't find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a 'spiritual experience' or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.
Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.
Congrats !!!!!!!!!!!



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