Picture of a man, his face blurred, working on gym mats. The text reads: 

Man arrested after found placing magnets under gym mats to ‘make people with piercings stronger’

The picture is dated February 30th 2026, taken by Cam Erra, in the city of Nippy Yoinksville, SN

The article goes on to say:

“I’m not a pervert” he said while being escorted off the premises, visibly bricked up.

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[–] 63 points 7 months ago

I’m assuming he did this for some perverted reason, but I can’t figure out what. Did he want to see someone with a piercing stuck to the floor? Does that get him hard?

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  • [–] 55 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Fun fact: piercings are made from bon magnetic metals. Usually.

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  • [–] 44 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Ngl it took me longer to realize what you meant by “bon magnetic” lol.

    Nonferrous works as well.

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  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago*

    visibly bricked up on a thursday afternoon, sun still out

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Posted on Feb 30th, that's only... ??? days ago!

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    [–] 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I haven't been to many gyms, but is there usually carpet in gyms? Seems gross.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    This is not how he thought his training arc was gonna go.

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