Picture of a man, his face blurred, working on gym mats. The text reads: 

Man arrested after found placing magnets under gym mats to ‘make people with piercings stronger’

The picture is dated February 30th 2026, taken by Cam Erra, in the city of Nippy Yoinksville, SN

The article goes on to say:

“I’m not a pervert” he said while being escorted off the premises, visibly bricked up.
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[–] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Posted on Feb 30th, that's only... ??? days ago!

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