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[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 93 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I hate it it but i feel a little sorry when laughably evil people fuck up their evil schemes this badly. and it happens a lot.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 65 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fuck up their schemes? Putin's scheme to wreck US hegemony is going insanely well and would've been going even better if he hadn't greedily, groundlessly invaded Ukraine. Trump's plan to abuse the presidency for personal gain seems to be doing well too.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

Why do US billionaires accept the end of the hegemony? Trump can't act against their plans or he would be impeached.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Like a tick that has grown fat off of its host body, they believe they don't need countries anymore.

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[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

The us hegemony getting wrecked is a good thing tho

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[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago

Last I checked hes still robbing the Treasury blind and pardoning his friends, which is all he ever cared about

[-] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 62 points 4 weeks ago

Makes more sense when you consider him a Russian asset; weakening NATO and the US position as a super power.

[-] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 weeks ago

If he were a Russian asset, he could end the war by lifting Russia's sanctions or refusing to impose or enforce "new" sanctions (new rules that close loopholes in the existing sanctions).

Trump isn't a Russian asset, he's just a shit president.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago

Could be a lot of things. He's still oddly subservient to Putin, and mostly serving Putin's aims. Could be that Trump's position and power doesn't extend fast enough to end Ukraine. (Maybe because the Republican Senate won't allow it?)

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Guess he can't give away his game like that.

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 46 points 4 weeks ago

Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Unfortunately he's only the symptom, not the disease.

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago

They say that so we remember to treat the disease, and not just get another one

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Username checks out.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Personal holiday when he does

[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago

Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah who's ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man...

[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)

[-] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bad news about Discord, bro.

Also, Spotify.

[-] Bongles@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 weeks ago

Unfortunately you'll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

you'll have to make do with this stupid killy motherfucker shitting himself.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

You can die talking a shit and Trump's health is exactly the type to do that.

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

He's way to narcissistic but one can dream

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago

There are two possible readings of your message.

The first one is that he literally commits suicide.

The second one is that the general public is told that he committed suicide, but everyone knows that it's not true

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 33 points 4 weeks ago
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't that the Hillary Clinton wax statue that had to be turned into a pumpkin on short notice?

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

No it's the Barack Obama backup clone who escaped and shit in all of 45's pants

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[-] KY13KR385@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

If only he really had Downs, things would be much better.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 weeks ago

Average Croatian Analysis! πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ😎😎😎

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago

when even ethnostates won't support you anymore . . .

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[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

You know you’ve done goof’d when even anon thinks you’re being a little silly

[-] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago
[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

the stock market doesn't care about this at all. the s&p is reaching for all time highs again.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dissing Trump on 4Chan? Is that even allowed?

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