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[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

There are two people in the current administration that have received a Stone Cold Stunner, which is two more than every other administration combined

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

by transitive property, steve austin is the rightful president of the usa

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I figured it was more a royal rumble situation where it just whoever last leaves the oval office

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

She also spent a lot of money on two senate campaigns only to lose both times. Of course, in the US if you're rich and know the right people, you can only fall upwards, even if you think AI is called A1.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Truly the republican Hillary

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

How do I reach these kids?

I know! A ddt from the top rope think-about-it

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My approach to critical pedagogy is the jumping vertebreaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYikl2sDgQs

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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[-] christian@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I'm slowly turning into the guy who just asks "is this true" for every absurd post he sees on here.

is this true

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Trump was in a hair Vs hair match against Vince McMahon

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

that's how you know america is the greatest country on earth. in other countries they use nerds who went to school to be in charge of shit. don't you remember nerds from school? they suck! plus if my boss gets to pay me less money, he has more money to pay me a higher wage with. think about it, it's basic economics

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Am reminded once again of the scene in Chernobyl where Evil BadmanMcStooge says "I used to make shoes, now I'm the CEO of the factory. Cheers" and that's of course bad because he's a bad man and he should have just stuck to making shoes know your place damn peasant

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

there are several currently active wrestlers who would do a better job than her

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Thank you for that informative report, secretary Goooooooold Dussssssssst.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Hangman was literally a teacher

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I say give Ricky the Dragon Steamboat a shot at the helm. What can it hurt?

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

no, he can't go to japan

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Well it probably can't be any worse. Fucking go for it

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

2032 will be a Paul/Paul Vs. Beast/Buttigeg ticket

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Jesse "The Body" Ventura is the only good libertarian. He liked Castro.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

yeah but we need him to run minnesota.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

You guys had your chance, now I get to play with him

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Damn how did I forget that

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 19 points 3 months ago

Fuck, I had no idea about that. What an absolute joke of a country.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

The Department of Education was abolished. Secretary of Education is just ceremonial now, they don't actually have an agency to preside over

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I think it still exists - only Congress can abolish a department within the administration. But all the DOE functions are practically gutted by the executive order

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Everything except the debt collecting ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What would former WWE Star and Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura have to say about this?They're pulling the wool over your eyes, just like 9/11!

[-] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Vince is literally just a more self aware trump ,I don't know why he never ran for president

He legit had everything trump had ,the money ,the racism , the "charisma" and his understanding of kayfabe ,hell kayfabe is literally his thing ,he's partially responsible for it's existence and unlike trump he was willing to make himself the but of the joke ,I feel like Trump although he can be aware sometimes has too big an ego to do that

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I know ,that's how I wrote the 1st time ,then I searched it up to make sure so I used a p instead ,then now you tell me this and I realize that I saw it wrong when I searched

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

It's also an "a" and not an "e" at the beginning

[-] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

IK that too

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's probably enough dirt on Vince to bury the Grand Canyon, moreso than Trump. Trump's crimes are hidden behind a veil of high society secrets. Vince was doing lowbrow carny shit all the time. Vince also has a weird homoerotic fixation on the male physique, I wouldn't put it past him to abuse a male wrestler or two. This would be absolutely disqualifying in R field. He's legit one of the most unhinged person who ever lived.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I dunno that it's understated at all. I think it's stated perfectly. A former wrestling ceo as the top teacher in the US is absolutely perfect and so chefs kiss.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's a 2 hour video essay from last year I've been meaning to watch about this

It's titled The Last Secretary of Education

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

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[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

You ever think about how the company was run by a sexpest misogynistremoved whose last name is literally pronounced "McMan"? And how when the story broke he had a makeover that made him look like a stereotypical telenovela sexpest villain?
This universe is written by fucking hacks. An Italian whose last name is "greed" kills a "healthcare CEO"??? If I put this in a writing exercise as a child, my teacher would have bullied me

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