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[–] 143 points 3 years ago* (7 children)

That's clearly a glass, dipshit

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  • [–] 63 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    that's literally a picture moron

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  • [–] 77 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Careful, OP. Nestlé might steal this meme.

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  • [–] 73 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    you know what? just to prove you wrong, I'm not going to argue about it.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!

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  • [–] 54 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    It's a GLASS of water. Jesus christ

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    You can't prove that it's not vodka. So OP is obviously spreading misinformation!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Aaaand here we go again with the "that water may be vodka" strawman bullshit argument. You people cant even go 5 fucking minutes without bringing that out front and center because it's the only leg you can stand on.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    Must be nice to have legs to stand on, I'm handicapped you asshole!

    Not really, but if I was, you'd be an asshole, you asshole. Plus, anyone drinking vodka with a straw is an asshole, man.

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  • [–] 43 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    Ceci n'est pas une cup of water

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    When you call bathrooms "water closets" (salle de ban) you lose your right to have an opinion on water lingo logic

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I see what you're trying to say but "salle de bain" literally translates to bathroom ("room of bath").

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  • [–] 40 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY HNNGHGNGHGH

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    [–] 40 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Actually, what you're referring to as "water" is in fact GNU/water, or as I've taken to calling it, GNU+water...

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    [–] 36 points 3 years ago* (1 child)
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    [–] 30 points 3 years ago

    That GLASS of water looks like it can hold closer to 2 cups.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Look at that poor excuse for a "shadow." Totally fake.

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    [–] 16 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    This is clearly a glass of water.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET. THIS FLUID MAY BE TOXIC AND YOU ARE IMPLYING THAT IT IS 100% HARMLESS.

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    [–] 15 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    That is a cup of glass. It is made of glass. It is a cup of glass that has water in it. Dumbass.

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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    That is not a cup of water, it’s a picture of a glass of glycerin.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    Is anyone else struggling to justify to themselves why the fact that is not a cup, but a glass, despite it sharing all the qualities of what you would call a cup were it made of any other material? And doing this simply to assuage the cognitive dissonance of seeing something you have never and would never call a cup, being called one - despite having no tangible reason why it isn't one?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    That's a glass, not a cup. Cups are earthenware/porcelain or even plastic, but not glass

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The cup is filled with dihydrogen monoxide

    DHMO can cause suffocation, severe burns or accelerated corrosion, is the main component in acid rain, can create explosions in contact with some materials and kills 320 thousand people every year.

    Dihydrogen monoxide is currently unregulated. This should change

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    [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    That is a clear, non-flavored liquid in a silica container.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Still not a single genuine argument or discussion. I read all comments. Only bored ironic ppl 'making fun'.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    5/7 full or 2/7 empty? Please tell me which is more pessimistic.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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