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Comic strip of a ghost and a person with the American flag pasted on the head. The ghost repeats "Boo!" in the first three panels without getting any reaction, but when it in the fourth panel says "kg, cm, km, °C" the American gets scared and screams "AHHHH!!!".
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Tax-funded health care. Making sure crazy people can't buy machine guns. Voting for reasonable candidates.
Aaaand ... DD/MM/YYYY 🫠
The only properly measured thing Americans bring to their schools is 9mm's 😔
As an American, I can confidently say I'm sick of this Imperial/SAE shit.
What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It's really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn't quite right, but you can't work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.
You know what pissed me off earlier this year? We took a trip from the U.S. to Canada and my Prius didn't even have the option to show kmph instead of mph on the dashboard. We looked through the manual, we looked online. My specific model doesn't allow it. Why?!
World work better with "socialism." Because screw capitalism.
Except in drug deals (kg), foot races (5km), and science (°C).
Oh! Oh! Try "Paid maternity leave!" 
America is totally used to the KKK
@burgers if metric sucks so bad why do you use it for your guns
Arma players are more at home with km than miles because they never leave the basement to use it irl
(jk I am that guy)
me to imperial measurements: i am going to kill you
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