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[–] 71 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Someone REALLY need to stop that toddler.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    There should be a law to prevent the sale to toddlers if they don't pass a mental health test.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    So the toddler is part of a militia?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Take my updoot and get the hell out of here

    Edit: side note: the two actually have the same etymological root, the Latin infans meaning "infant". It were the Spanish that somehow turned infante (originally just "youth") into "foot soldier"

    Also, fun fact, infans comes from in- (negative prefix) + fari (to speak); "one that does not speak".

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have a toddler, I totally can see them discharing a firearm. It's not shocking on deadeye Janet, it's shocking on the now dead parent who didn't safely store their firearms.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Unfortunately they often kill siblings (not that the death of parents wasn't unfortunate, but at least they have some culpability).

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Surely this can’t be accurate…right?

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Shockingly, it is accurate as long as you consider age 3 and under a toddler. I also don’t think they’re literally tracking it by day but rather just more than 52/year. No matter the pedantic concerns, the deaths from guns in the US is sickening.

    The evidence for this article was even investigated by Snopes and found to be true. They framed it as “more toddlers kill in the US than foreign terrorists.” This was all from 2015/2016. And it’s only gotten worse since then. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/toddlers-killed-americans-terrorists/

    Gun deaths in the US are astronomical. In 2021, 184 deaths by guns from children 5 and under. More than 3 per week. From kids under 5 alone. This is a good read about gun violence in US children overall: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/

    Damn near 50,000 US gun deaths overall in 2021. That is more than 130 people PER DAY. Just utterly depressing. And leaders still fail to bring about any significant change. https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Toddlers kill more than foreign terrorists

    I KNEW there was a reason to support abortion!

    Now if you don't mind me I'm going to go push pregnant women down the stairs to do my part for this country 🇺🇲

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago

    Well when the leaders see things like this and their go to is to yell about "assault rifles" and then provide unlimited funding for military contractors who are the people who build "assault rifles" it's not really a surprise that the problem continues. If a congress person mentions "assault weapons" they should never be voted for again, because they clearly do not understand the problem.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    no let him cook

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    First you wanted him to take the wheel, now you want him to take the gun. Make up your damned minds already! Jesus is a busy guy.

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  • [+] -12 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Mat 26:52: "Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I don't think people understood the joke...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Or they don't like the anti weapon message, we'll never know

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I HATE people named MATTHEW >:C

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In that case I have good news for you: the Gospel of Matthew is not really written by an author called Matthew. It's by an anonymous author and much later attributed to a guy called Matthew.

    Sure, there is a chance that the anonymous author was also called Matthew but I think it's small enough for you and all the other Matthew-phobes who downvoted my comment to undo your misdeeds and seek redemption.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago

    Your comment has more downvotes than the post, which I think is actually primarily downvoted because people don't think it qualifies as me_irl. So I suspect it's just the strong (often thoughtless) antireligious sentiment around here. I guess that it's pretty inherent to social media that people refuse to think.

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