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[–] 58 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That canine is too intelligent to be a police officer.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (19 children)

    ACABED

    All Cops Are Bastards Except Dogs.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (18 children)

    Nah. Most cop dogs are included in ACAB (bunny cops too). Unfortunately, they’re trained to be, and haven’t developed the same sense of right and wrong that this one managed. ecoterrorist

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (17 children)

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. All dogs are good.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (15 children)

    Cop dogs are cops.

    Except this one comrade-doggo

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    Dogs are dogs regardless of employment status.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (13 children)

    ACAB isn’t Assigned Cop At Birth. It’s a job, and just because the doggo didn’t choose it for themselves doesn’t make them not a cop karl-barx

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (12 children)

    So dogs don't have a choice in if they want to be a cop or not right? So essentially, it's forced employment, which is a form of slavery. So you are saying these dogs are bad because they were forced to do a job they had no say in getting?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    Yep. Bred and trained by horrible people to be horrible dogs. Makes them bastards for not resisting the indoctrination like this one did. chomp

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (9 children)

    Absolutely. scared

    Fucker’s probably trying to bite me.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    So you'd just like walk up and kick it?

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Fucker’s probably trying to bite me.

    doggirl-growl

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Nah, I mean like a stationary, non attacking cop dog, standing there doing its job.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    You clearly lack experience with cops. Congrats on the privileges you enjoy.

    do-not-do-this

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Nah, I just wanted to get you to admit you'd kick a dog.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    lmfao, you deserve to get attacked by a dog Laika

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Reminds me of how a great Dane would bark at me for punching a punching bag. Bruh it's not alive , I'm not hurting it.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Oh…. TYT huh, ….yeah Anna does have a soft spot for dogs.

    And nazi’s.

    But that aside, we humans don’t deserve dogs. Especially this one.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think the dog bit the cop because the cop was being the aggressor. Dogs are fine with being aggressors or "their people" being aggressors, it's the whole job of police dogs and they love the fuck out of it. I think probably the cop was being an asshole and the other guy was not, and also, it's a dog, and so doesn't completely know what's going on but knows that its job is to bite people. And so, here's an asshole! I'll bite him, that's my job.

    (K9 handlers are supposed to prevent this type of thing, but the world is not a perfect place in execution)

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    (K9 handlers are supposed to prevent this type of thing, but the world is sometimes a perfect place in execution)

    FTFY

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago*

    Friendly fire biting.

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    Maligators maligating

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