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[–] 65 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Wtf i’m only realizing this now! Wtf after 30 years!!! Aaarrgggg

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  • [–] 43 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Is this actually the reason it's called this? Like dead serious.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    If it's fake, it's a decades old prank. I heard it used seriously pre-millennium.

    It fits extremely well. Software changes regularly. Hardware never changes, while firmware is mostly fixed, but can change periodically.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    then where else does firmware come from?

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Well when a software and a hardware love each other very much...uh you see the SATA cable goes in the.. and then there's pin hole connectors of course.. auxiliary input... And then 2 days later the ups man brings you new firmware.

    Okay bud? Alright goodnight.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago

    That took a bit of time for me too

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    How am I just hearing about this now?

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    NonNewtonianWare

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    I love how everyone both believes this but is so upset that they didn't realize that they need confirmation

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    Wait until you learn about wetware.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    To extend on the theme, can we start calling the codebases of platforms that have undergone enshitification “chodeware”?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I want to believe...

    Also halfway between a bit and a byte is a nibble.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    QBasic came with NIBBLES.BAS, a snake game using text-mode characters as "pixels". Specifically it faked a 80x50 "pixel" grid using the standard 80x25 text screen where each 8-bit (=1 byte) text character made up two monochrome pixels using ▄ or ▀ or █ or an empty space.

    I assume the name derived from the fact that, in a way, one pixel was "using half a byte", i. e. a nibble.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    FIRMware is just SOFTware that's HARD to INSTALL.

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