You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

Sie haben geläutet?

Guten Tag.

Hallöchen Popöchen

GUTEN MORGEN

Nooo I'm germaphobic

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

Guten Tag

Wunderbar.

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

They like David hasselhoff

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

Germans like this FOSS shit

Ö

I don't speak German but I can if you'd like.

Me too / ich auch