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[-] [email protected] 199 points 2 years ago

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

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[-] [email protected] 94 points 2 years ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Das tut niemand.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

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Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Sie haben geläutet?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

GUTEN MORGEN

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I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

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Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

They like David hasselhoff

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He united us!

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Germans like this FOSS shit

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I don't speak German but I can if you'd like.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Me too / ich auch

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