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[+] 112 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's how I understood it. Every display console got a notification.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Those poor bastards in the bathrooms that got their spines snapped in half by the tank on the toilet.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I thought we all agreed that nobody used the toilet on the Enterprise, OBrien just transported the poop out of them.

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  • [–] 90 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When I watched this, I assumed they meant printing on the screens rather than audio.

    But I would love to have a bunch of dot matrix printers all around the super futuristic ship printing out immutable action logs

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Only if printing technology has changed by then. Otherwise you'd just be getting 100 notifications that your subscription to HP Ink has expired and it can't print until you renew...

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Atten Crew:

    ....

    Come to Quarks

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ....

    Don't walk, run!

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    Bring this printout for 10% off your first drink

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Enter to win a talking beverage mug!

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Meanwhile, in Voyager at Ensign Harry Kim's quarters during their final approach to Earth:

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    It would kind of fit in with their sort of "futuristic yet not exactly" aesthetic.

    Yes thank you ensign for writing that report up on your tablet computer, now because email apparently doesn't exist anymore you'll have to physically leave the tablet with me and go get a new one.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Killing email is a honestly a greater feat than achieving communism. I salute the federation

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    [–] 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    How does one prepare for maximum acceleration on the Enterprise? Put on their seatbelt, no wait LOL

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    RED ALERT: .... WE'RE OUT OF CYAN!!!!!!!

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd assume the printouts to be produced by the replicators.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They replicate a dot matrix printer which prints the message.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    If you think transporter room duty is boring, imagine being the poor ensign assigned to your deck's 2280's era dot-matrix printer in case the captain decides to switch it up. Actually, I think that would have potential to be a pretty good gag on Lower Decks.. The boredom of sitting watching the printer, the suspense of the printer whirring to life... only for it to sloooooooooly print out some inconsequential message

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    If you think transporter room duty is boring,

    Side note: why are they even using the transporter room at all? Site-to-site transport exists, and the transporter can be controlled from any terminal.

    So why, when there's an emergency, do people frantically run to the turbolift, traverse a dozen decks, run along corridors, enter the transporter room and jump unto those little platforms, when they could just beam to wherever they need to go right from where they're standing?

    Same question about medical emergencies - why is it not standard procedure to simply beam people to sickbay? Instead, doctors are running along corridors, taking turbolifts up and down and across decks, running some more along corridors, only to arrive at a patient and declare "bring him to sickbay immediately!!!"

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Site to site transport is effectively twice the number of transports. People are doing jobs. It might not be the best for them to immediately be beamed to where they need to go, because they might be doing something important. They're generally transporting a few stationary people one place. Their capacity could easily get overloaded trying to get a bunch of excited, moving people to their stations. If they're having to do it in shifts, and waiting for confirmation from each person that they're ready to go, I could imagine it simply being faster and more efficient to walk or use turbo lifts. Plus, that leaves transporters free for emergencies that may arise, or crew members who really can't get to their post quickly.

    As far as medical issues go, I can see a whole lot of reasons it might not be safe to move an injured person, and you also don't want a doctor blindly transporting into an area that might have a danger that just injured someone.

    Even just from a safety standpoint, you've just identified that some shit is going down. Why put people in a transporter buffer, where a power surge or failure would mean mass casualties. It's a good standard procedure even if it's only meant to not incentivize an immediate attack specifically designed to kill a massive amount of people transporting around the ship. Why distract the crew members doing important tasks with dozens of people materializing around them? With all the movement on the ship, i'd think it would take exponentially more capacity just to track the surroundings and make sure the area where someone is materializing is empty. I assume the transporter is sophisticated enough to handle all this, but it has to have an impact on capacity.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    PC load letter?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    After that first time, everyone would jump to check printers.

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