Risa

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[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That's how I understood it. Every display console got a notification.

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[–] Zron@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Those poor bastards in the bathrooms that got their spines snapped in half by the tank on the toilet.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

I thought we all agreed that nobody used the toilet on the Enterprise, OBrien just transported the poop out of them.

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[–] Zron@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

With the amount of transporter accidents on the show, I’d rather just take the broken back.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

There are no monsters in the transporter beam ensign Broccoli, there’s nothing to worry about.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This reminds me of when I was in high school, we found out how to get access to the command prompt on the school computers, so naturally the very first thing my friend does: "net send * PENIS"

There was an announcement for him to go to the principals about 5 minutes after that and he lost computer privileges for a while.

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[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

He may have lost computer privileges, but he won the penis game rather spectacularly.

I am reminded of Sherlock sms'ing everyones phone at the same time.