Police are still searching for this hardened criminal.

"so. What're you in for?"
"I tried boosting a pharmacy?"
"Oxy?"
"Viagra."

yeah... that's gonna be an interesting prison conversation...

Glad to see Florida man is still working hard.

Just give me all the Viagra you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Viagra." What I said was, "Give me all the Viagra you have." Do you understand?

*an armed robbery

I'd like to remind everyone of this excellent episode from Destin.

To be fair, as the article says it was a mixture of prescription drugs.

It wasn't about viagra per se, but about satuff they could probably easily resell. Or at least thought they could.

Sounds like having a hard-on for a hard-on. Hard-on redundancy.

to be fair the shit is expensive and insurance won't often cover it

Matt Dillon?