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Ok.
... can you butter your biscuits next?
Somewhat more serious question:
... what do you think of the uh, texture?
Nubbed for her pleasure?
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The fuck? Where do you get off asking something like that, what are you some kind of pervert?
(lmao tho)
Oh well uh, I edited in with a second question, as you wrote that...
So I guess: I dunno!
Where do you get off!?
I thought that corn was buttered!
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I in fact can believe its not butter!
Lol. Yeah tho, the texture is subtle but noticeable? It's nice, not wild or anything but still pleasant!
Ok, so basically:

... was only 95% insane, not 100% insane.
That's what I'm hearing lol, that a corncob could infact be a legitimately 'interesting' variant on a typical dildo?
Whether its for your cornholio or your bungholio?
Hahahah!
(I'm sorry, the reference is lost on me!)
Imho if you're going for a textured toy you could do a lot better than corn texture, but it's not bad.
Ah thats... Beavis and Butthead, was on MTV when I was a kid... which means I guess you're roughly 10ish years younger than me.
Oi.
Anyway, that's Cornholio. He needs various things for his bunghole.
"Cornholio" gets deported to Mexico
Beavis and Butthead was largely made by Mike Judge, who then went on to make King of the Hill.
... not sure if I'm explaining meme references or just aging myself at this point...
Oh lol no, I just didn't have television growing up so pretty much every reference from that era (that I haven't sought out as an adult) is lost on me. TY for explaining though!
Ooooh ok. That would also explain that.
I ... had a neighbor family that was like that, while growing up... figured that was pretty weird and uncommon though.
... It would give you a very interesting perspective on 90s era TV shows though, having not had the same baseline as most others.
Hippy parents, it was a good time but we never really lived anywhere that could get cable or reliable public television, so if they didn't have it on tape at the library I never saw it. Always had great computer equipment, though!
Truly a-maize-ing like usually. π
β€οΈ This trend has been so goofy, I couldn't resist getting in on it.
9 people downvoted this and I'm genuinely upset with them.
Omg I know!! But it's okay I totally have photos of them in the act:

Holy shit, I have not seen a SwatBot in 15 years.
... Sonic lore is really something else... fucking Penders is a madman...
I just want them to finish Sonic Underground. That whole show is the most absolutely insane shit and now it's just completely forbidden to even discuss it and it's a travesty. Nobody is clamoring for more of that absolute drug-trip bullshit except me (and maybe chrischan??), but goddamnit sega I WILL SUCK YOUR DICKS IF YOU JUST LET IT HAPPEN.
I upvoted your food porn waffle today! From foodporn to more food porn π
Very cool OC!
Always a pleasure to see you bound and helpless, and I do enjoy your creativity and commitment to a bit! Curious as to how the corn actually feels?
Aww shucks, thank you!
Corn was a little on the large side, but the texture was certainly interesting. Not quite a heavy enough texture to be super stimulating but it was certainly pleasantly noticeable.
Impressive, very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's cornhole....
... Paul Allen as in Microsoft?

90% sure the shared name is purely coincidental, not meant to be a direct reference to the MSFT Paul Allen.
... the general name confusion though, is on point for American Pyscho.
Bland, interchangeable, common rich white dude names.
Thank you for the clarification, never seen the movie! Though unfortunately I'm still not sure what they were actually trying to say with the comment...
Iβd cover you in butter!
I Don't Believe It's Actually Butterβ’
Content for https://cornhub.website/ ?
This image gives me mixed emotions, I hope I spend time thinking about beautiful women playing with ropes rather than corn. I'll report back later.
The new recommended way to hold corn.
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