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I hear we're doing cornography now? 🌽[F][OC] (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
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[–] [S] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Aww shucks, thank you!

Corn was a little on the large side, but the texture was certainly interesting. Not quite a heavy enough texture to be super stimulating but it was certainly pleasantly noticeable.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I do so hope that was an intentional pun!

    You seem the type to get something out of stretching your boundaries, I'm sure you weren't complaining. And there's something oddly erotic about the phrase 'pleasantly noticeable', thank you for that.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    oddly erotic about the phrase ‘pleasantly noticeable’

    Now imagine me saying it in a husky voice

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    And now I can't think of anything else!

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Aww, you caught the first pun but not the second one :(

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    In my defence, you're very distracting!

    Go on, send some more my way, I'm all ears.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I've never had to accuse someone of fishing for corn smut before; this opportunity pleases me to no end

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    And yet here we are, I think a few of us here are going to wind up with a corn addiction after this. I am also more than happy to contribute to your pleasure.

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