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I hear we're doing cornography now? ๐ŸŒฝ[F][OC] (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
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[โ€“] 18 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

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Ok.

... can you butter your biscuits next?

Somewhat more serious question:

... what do you think of the uh, texture?

Nubbed for her pleasure?

???

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  • [โ€“] [S] 15 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    The fuck? Where do you get off asking something like that, what are you some kind of pervert?

    (lmao tho)

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Oh well uh, I edited in with a second question, as you wrote that...

    So I guess: I dunno!

    Where do you get off!?

    I thought that corn was buttered!

    ...

    I in fact can believe its not butter!

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  • [โ€“] [S] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Lol. Yeah tho, the texture is subtle but noticeable? It's nice, not wild or anything but still pleasant!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Ok, so basically:

    ... was only 95% insane, not 100% insane.

    That's what I'm hearing lol, that a corncob could infact be a legitimately 'interesting' variant on a typical dildo?

    Whether its for your cornholio or your bungholio?

    Hahahah!

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  • [โ€“] [S] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    (I'm sorry, the reference is lost on me!)

    Imho if you're going for a textured toy you could do a lot better than corn texture, but it's not bad.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Ah thats... Beavis and Butthead, was on MTV when I was a kid... which means I guess you're roughly 10ish years younger than me.

    Oi.

    Anyway, that's Cornholio. He needs various things for his bunghole.

    "Cornholio" gets deported to Mexico

    Beavis and Butthead was largely made by Mike Judge, who then went on to make King of the Hill.

    ... not sure if I'm explaining meme references or just aging myself at this point...

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  • [โ€“] [S] 5 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Oh lol no, I just didn't have television growing up so pretty much every reference from that era (that I haven't sought out as an adult) is lost on me. TY for explaining though!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Ooooh ok. That would also explain that.

    I ... had a neighbor family that was like that, while growing up... figured that was pretty weird and uncommon though.

    ... It would give you a very interesting perspective on 90s era TV shows though, having not had the same baseline as most others.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Hippy parents, it was a good time but we never really lived anywhere that could get cable or reliable public television, so if they didn't have it on tape at the library I never saw it. Always had great computer equipment, though!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago

    Thats funny.

    My neighbor family was near the exact opposite:

    Extremely hardcore fundamentalist Christians.

    Tried to homeschool all their kids, problem was, they kept popping out too many of em, Mom couldn't handle it, so they ended up getting basically K-5 homeschooled and then middle school and up, into public school system, with negative social skills.

    Like, my fundie family thought they were nuts.

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