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[–] 149 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (26 children)

Illinoisan here, Pennsylvania and Idaho need to get their heads checked. I wouldn’t consider anything west of Kansas or east of Ohio(being generous there) as Midwest. Also just about anything south of the Missouri Compromise Line is a southern state, the Midwest is not the home of traitors.

Edit: correct mason Dixon to Missouri compromise

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Wait until you see the Confederate flags in PA. Ya know, where the battle of Gettysburg happened. Very much not a southern state. It's wild seeing this shit in my neighborhood.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So much not a southern state that its bottom border is literally the Mason-Dixon line. Some people are, indeed, whack.

    I have seen Confederate battle flags flying on trucks and houses in and around Gettysburg, no less. I get the impression that people are not doing this for historical reenactment purposes...

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago* (8 children)

    South of the Mason-Dixon Line includes almost half of your own state of Illinois, and multiple other states that remained loyal to the union.

    Did you perhaps mean to refer to the 36°30′ parallel that was used in the Missouri Compromise?

    Personally I'm more worried about the 3% of Iowa who doesn't consider itself the Midwest.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Yes the Illinois/Missouri/Iowa group could be nothing other than Midwest, I don’t know how those aren’t 100%. We’re the poster children of Midwest

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    [–] 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Disappointed they didn't survey the whole nation. It'd be funny to see figures like "0.1%" for Florida or Hawaii.

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    [–] 61 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I'm a little concerned about Pennsylvania.

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    [–] 59 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Why is "west" in "midwest"? Can't we just call these states mid?

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is your house surrounded on all sides by corn?

    Does Napoleon Dynamite seem like a documentary about your town?

    Then you live in the Midwest.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There are people in TN and AR that think they're Midwestern?

    "Y'all" talk too funny for that, now.

    (I kid, I kid!)

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    TIL that 25% of people living in Idaho are even dumber than I previously thought they were ...

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They are roughly in the middle of the west, as a whole country. I think our Midwest is fairly far east, due in part to the fact that the western edge of the USA was once much further east, and many conventions have survived from that time.

    I am from Illinois, which fits most folks idea of what is midwest, but it's really and truly just...middle

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    I never have figured out how to categorize Oklahoma, but Midwest has never been on my Oklahoma bingo card. It's more like a less affluent extension of Texas that is full of bogus slot machines and smells like weed everywhere.

    There is some surprisingly pretty land up there though. Growing up I always thought of it as a barren dust bowl wasteland. Lots and lots of trees in reality, at least in the eastern half. Don't know what's in the panhandle. I'm not sure anybody does.

    Edit: Just as I finished typing this, a commercial came on the TV. To quote, and no I'm not kidding, "Live the flyover life. Move to Oklahoma."

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm from Wyoming and I'm calling bullshit on that number. Unless they talked to people living in the town of Midwest.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

    One thing I can say about Minnesotans is that we're culturally odd.

    We'll take care of eachother, but don't expect pleasant hellos and conversations with anyone. There are a lot of people that hunt, not a lot of people that hunt well or frequently. The Mall of America isn't as awesome as when you were a kid. The death of Prince was a State Tragedy. To outsiders, no, Minnesota does not consist of Duluth, the Twin Cities, and snow filled cornfields. Yes it's too damn cold. Yes it's too damn warm for this time of the year. No we won't quit complaining either way. Say yes to lefsa. Always safe with a caserol at a dinner party.

    Never state something in a way that conveys your opinion or feelings too strong. That's rude. Never stand too close to or facing straight towards people in a conversation. That's rude. Don't get too involved. That's rude.

    Do smile and raise a hand when you see someone you might know, or someone who does it to you regardless if you can identify them or not.

    Skol!

    Edit: So I asked my brother, and while he too was aware of hotdish being the correct entrée for a combination of ingredients baked in a pan, he also defaults to caserol. I think it's because our parents and extended family do not live here. For those confused, tater tot hotdish != tater tot caserol

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Who are the 8.4% of my fellow Hoosiers who don't think they live in the midwest and where do they think they live?

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    So North-Central. Got it. (Am not American and don't know American history very well)

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Still blows my mind that Midwest apparently means "slightly not easy coast."

    Like in my mind it would be Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah. That kind of area. Considering it's midway through the west half of the country.

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Most of y'all are east of the centerline.

    You're the middle east, not midwest.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    What the fuck are they smoking in Wyoming and Montana and Idaho?

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Iowans calling themselves "midwest" while voting like southerners. You hate to see it.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    10% of Tennessee is so high on hillbilly heroin they don't know which question they got asked and just said "yes" on the off chance it was "would you like some free oxy?"

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This just in: 10% of Tennesseeans forgot what state they live in.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "where is the middle-of-the-west?"

    (American points north-by-north east)

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    It's because the US started on the east coast and expanded westward, it was named back when it actually was the middle of the west and just never changed it. Same way we still refer to the art movement that began in the late 1800s as "modern art".

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Very surprised 42 percent of Coloradans and 25 percent of Idahoans would say they live in the Midwest.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Wyoming, Colorado, and Montana are Rocky Mountain West, not the MidWest. Good grief.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I lived in the States for five years and I still don't really get what Americans mean when they say the midwest. I guess that's partly because Americans also don't know, so you never get the same explanation twice.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    As someone born and raised in the Midwest (Ohio and Illinois) and is currently a resident on the West Coast (Oregon), the way I define it is as such: if there is corn, it's the Midwest. If there are cowboys on horses, it's the west or southwest. Does your state touch the Atlantic or Pacific? That's what coast you are on (Hawaii and Alaska excepted).

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Ok Colorado and Wyoming thinking they’re Midwest is new to me. As is Ohioans thinking we arent

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Looks legit. As a Chicagoan I can confirm that Iowa is the middlest-west there is.

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