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[–] 96 points 10 months ago

The near death experience probably helped her realize that life is far to short to be living as a gender they don't identify with.

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  • [–] 82 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.

    THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLE AT GREAT EXPENSE AND AT THE LAST MINUTE.

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  • [–] 64 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    yeah my mastectomy is on the books as alleviating back pain. and like. it did do that!

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Personally i would just add boobs on my back to even it out...

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Lol that reminds me, my AP physics teacher remarked something like "I know it sounds cruel, but have pregnant women carry a backpack. It moves their center of gravity back to the middle of them and they can walk upright again. It's what I did for my two kids"

    Slightly related, she was a really good physics teacher.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Oooohhh - that’s a new take! I thought the back pain was due to having to carry extra weight and muscles not being trained for it. I never considered that the position of the weight might be a problem!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Please elaborate on the back pain part

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Boobies are heavy and can cause back pain.

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    I didn't even think, like, she hit a moose, but that she was in an accident while driving with a moose in her car.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    It wasn't the car moose's fault, so it seems unfair to mention them. It was the road moose that was a problem.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Are you saying moose are like cats, they pick fights with moose on the other side of a window?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    pretty sure the plural is meese

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Mae Martin's parents once drove their car under a moose and now Mae is non-binary

    I think it goes like... if you avoid the moose your gender stays the same. If you hit it your gender changes and if you drive under it you become non-binary ?

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Nobody expects the Monty Python Moose Reference!

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Mynd you, møøse collisions Kan be pretti nasti.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It's easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they've been hesitating over for years.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I know im going to ruin some peoples days with this but depending on your dialect of swedish and english "mys" sounds like moose.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Like and subscribe or the moose is coming for you next

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    We have the technology.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago*

    The Six Million Dollar Woman

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Ray Raymond: You feeling better, Miss California?

    Jaime Sommers: Yes, I needed a rest. You know, the excitement of all of this kinda snuck up and grabbed me from behind.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Was the moose driving?

    Might explain the crash.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago*

    A møøse bit my brother sister once.

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