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[–] 177 points 10 months ago (5 children)

But the part we always forget is that the robber was the “cop” that had come to the house the night before the trip.

So this kid was like the cops are so corrupt I have to deal with this on my own.

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  • [–] 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That's a really good point I never thought of.

    Is it realistic that he didn't have any other friends / trusted adults in the community?

    As a movie though the suspension of disbelief is pretty good. Phone lines are down, neighbors are on vacation too, ...

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  • [–] 122 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Didn’t the storm knock the phone lines out? That’s why Moira didn’t call the house and called the cops to try and get them to do a wellness check.

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  • [–] 82 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Yes.

    This movie is nearly bulletproof. John Hughes thought of every plausible hole and plugged it. He was a genius.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Kevin also didn’t want his parents to get in trouble so he didn’t call the cops

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  • [–] 97 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    No, he could not call the police. A tree fell on his phone line and disconnected his house.

    And his parents did notify the police, but the police were, A: completely incredulous, B: completely incompetent and uninterested. They came and knocked on the door, but Kevin was still scared and confused and was hiding under his parents bed the whole time. The cop just gave up and left.

    Source: I watched the movie again... and I am going to do so this year along with a Die Hard trilogy (I never watched the third movie) marathon.

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    [–] 75 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Kevin is a shop lifter after he panics with the tooth brush. Since he learned never to trust cops, he assumes he'd get thrown in jail like the hardened criminal he is... And then there's the cop who's trying to break into his house. Yeah, can't blame him for not making that call.

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  • [–] 54 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Yeah, the first movie pretty clearly lays out why he didn’t want to call the cops. Also, IIRC, the snow storm knocked out the phone lines. His parents mention that they can’t get ahold of him because the lines are down. So he couldn’t have called them even if he tried.

    The second movie though? He was a predator stalking his prey. He wasn’t just a victim of a break-in. He actively lured them to his twisted funhouse, and didn’t call the cops until the very end when he wanted them to get caught red-handed.

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    [–] 68 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    Didn't he not trust the cops because Pesci pretended to be a cop in the opening scene, in order to case the house?

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago* (9 children)

    He didnt call the police because the phone lines are being worked on in one of the opening scenes before we even see the McCallisters and presumably are down.

    His parents couldn't even call home to make sure he was okay.

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  • [–] 55 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    "One call and he would've been safe"

    By calling the cops? Lol, good joke.

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    [–] 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Nah, it's because he knows one fundamental truth: ACAB. Especially the sleezy one with the gold tooth.

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    [–] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Or he was just too afraid to contact the police. Remember, this took place in the USA, where people have reason to fear them.

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    [–] 40 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    This is Kevin now. Feel.old yet?

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    HA1 was in Chicago. CPD is half as corrupt as NYPD

    HA2 was in New York. NYPD is half as corrupt as LAPD.

    LAPD is corruption incarnate.

    Kevin had no other choice. besides he was staying in a hotel with a human trafficker and pedophile, things were already dangerous enough as it was.

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    [–] 34 points 10 months ago

    He couldn't have phoned anyone! The phone line was out!

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    While 911 as an emergency number in the US began in 1968, it wasn't universal until 1999. Home Alone came out in 1990. It was completely normal in my youth (earlier, yes, but still) to just not know what the number to call the police was.

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    [–] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    one call [to the police] and he would have been safe

    just because it's fiction doesn't mean it's fantasy

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    He thinks his family actually disappeared. He remarks that they couldn't have gone to Paris, because their cars are still in the garage. The garage having been left open is even a plot point, to allow Kevin to make this realization quicker.

    He does eventually call the police. It's the last step of his plan. He calls them to his neighbor's house.

    The movie is seriously bulletproof. Like how Kevin spills Pepsi on his ticket and we see it accidentally get thrown in the garbage the night before.

    Fun story:

    When my daughter met Santa Claus for the first time, she'd recently seen Home Alone and was obsessed, and she introduced herself as Kevin.

    When it was time to take a picture I said, "Ok [daughter's name which in all fairness does have an "ev" sound in it], get in Santa's sleigh."

    Then Santa leaned over and whispered, "Ohh. I thought she said her name was Kevin."

    "Yeah, no, she did say Kevin."

    Santa thought that was weird.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    Kevin was smart enough to know you don't call the police.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    that guys middle name? Macaulay Culkin.

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    [–] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    He knew the police would likely put him into child protective services due to parental negligence and decided he'd deal with that shit himself.

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    [+] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    also, don't call the cops unless you have literally no other options.

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