Its winter they have flown south.

pigeons knows whats about, no food on the floor, because no one is buying anymore. so all went somewhere else.

was in chicago all weekend, saw hella pigeons

update: saw some pigeons

I haven't been leaving my apartment much the past few weeks to be fair

Man, you'd think the government would upgrade to Li-Ion Batteries with proper Induction Charging Stations, but apparently they don't value population surveillance enough to cough up the budget for that. Typical 🙄

The illuminati lizardpeople are furloughed for the duration of the shutdown

Or won't be, soon enough.

There's also bird flu, and the U.S. government wasn't really doing a great job of keeping track of that even before the shut down. I guess we'll find out for sure eventually, but it just depends on which happens first. Government reopens, birds migrate north in the spring, or we all start spreading/contacting bird flu, and nobody will tell us why we're suddenly not seeing as many people outside either.

The micro-hydrogen Avifuel Cells™ they run on are super expensive.

Government drones gone rogue