Few additions:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
All I need is “Danger Zone” playing and some aviator sunglasses.
Used to do code for those sims. Funny things is, you can ignore like 90% of the stuff in there in there cuz most of it has an auto setting.
Where is the AI button?
Me flipping on reverse thrust and parking brake before touching the ground in FSX because I'm like 100 kts above the landing speed
thank
This is the detalization I need when I meet some new machinery which I understand the working principles and already worked with something similar.
If it has autopilot and autobrakes, surely all those other buttons aren't needed?
Pff.
Just caption an Airbus. Assuming you're in flight, you just need the buttons to engage cat III auto landing, make wings bigger, make wheels stick out, and brakes after you land.
I like pleasure spiked with pain so yeah
Instructions unclear, I've pulled and turned the red thingies with "1" and "2" and "APU" written on them, now it says "Airspeed low" and the the steering wheel is shaking. What do I do now, please send instructions urgently.
Keep plane in sky, above the ground (unless you meant to), check!✈️
Super important to know where the radio is, cause I'm gonna want to listen to some nice chill songs while I soar through the air towards certain death cause I don't know how to fly a plane but the guy behind me kept kicking my chair so I yelled "If you don't stop kicking my chair, I swear to god, I am turning this plane around!" and he didn't stop so I had to do it to save face.
Saving this. Might come in handy some day.
I know how to drive sick. I got this. /s
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