Viruses absolutely exists for Linux, extremely severe ones too.

I feared I was going to laugh out loud and wake up the lady of the house. Its hilarious!

Sounds about right

I love this story, and I also love slowly watching the image quality descent to jpeg

So the strategy works!
Just need to open a bitcoin wallet now and add it as a resource file in an executable that seems like it would be a malware and "report" it to someone who will do this stuff.

That sounds about right, maybe they should have not used AI to make it lol