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[–] 82 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 58 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    We have first hand evidence that Trump is involved in an intimate relationship with Satan.

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He is definitely fucking Satan

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  • [–] 54 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Again, I'm just asking for the dems to be half as metal as the gop paints them to be.

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  • [–] 44 points 11 months ago

    Strong talk from someone who fits all the criteria for an antichrist. Dear Mr. President, how's your pedo spiritual advisor doing? Called him yet? Drafting a pardon for your fellow child molester?

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He would know, he got satan pregnant.

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    Epstein's Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Making the opposition sound more and more awesome. Can we get more of those fictitious people in the caucus? Because I feel like Chuck Schumer could use an angry Satanic replacement who performs blood rituals on the floor of the Senate to make a point.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    It's always projection, lol…

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    This is gonna require a strongly worded letter in response. Nothing less, nothing more.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    The grim reaper needs to visit Trump soon and throw him into the void.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    What about them Epstein Files?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    It gets more extreme every time they open their mouths.

    It goes from Dems just being shitty leaders a year ago and calling them juvenile names like “Sleepy Joe” to now, where we have to be in an alliance with Satan in order to keep ratcheting up the extremes.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Projection at its best

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Yes, he's DEDINITELY FUCKING SATAN

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    The living embodiment of the seven deadly sins can shut his stupid pie hole.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Every accusation is a confession.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    He's doing the people's work with grace and humility. Just like Jesus would have done.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Yea ... Epstein files when?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    It's ironic

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    Hail Satan. Satan promotes individual liberty and free thought, not being a slave to Yahweh. Perhaps it's time for the DNC to stop being afraid of being labeled communists, satanists, etc. and embrace it. Capitalism and Christianity are why this country is in the mess it's in now.

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