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[–] 82 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    We have first hand evidence that Trump is involved in an intimate relationship with Satan.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He is definitely fucking Satan

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Again, I'm just asking for the dems to be half as metal as the gop paints them to be.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    Strong talk from someone who fits all the criteria for an antichrist. Dear Mr. President, how's your pedo spiritual advisor doing? Called him yet? Drafting a pardon for your fellow child molester?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He would know, he got satan pregnant.

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    Epstein's Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

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  • Making the opposition sound more and more awesome. Can we get more of those fictitious people in the caucus? Because I feel like Chuck Schumer could use an angry Satanic replacement who performs blood rituals on the floor of the Senate to make a point.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    It's always projection, lol…

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is gonna require a strongly worded letter in response. Nothing less, nothing more.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    The grim reaper needs to visit Trump soon and throw him into the void.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    What about them Epstein Files?

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  • It gets more extreme every time they open their mouths.

    It goes from Dems just being shitty leaders a year ago and calling them juvenile names like “Sleepy Joe” to now, where we have to be in an alliance with Satan in order to keep ratcheting up the extremes.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Projection at its best

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yes, he's DEDINITELY FUCKING SATAN

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    The living embodiment of the seven deadly sins can shut his stupid pie hole.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Every accusation is a confession.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    He's doing the people's work with grace and humility. Just like Jesus would have done.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Yea ... Epstein files when?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    It's ironic

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago
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    Hail Satan. Satan promotes individual liberty and free thought, not being a slave to Yahweh. Perhaps it's time for the DNC to stop being afraid of being labeled communists, satanists, etc. and embrace it. Capitalism and Christianity are why this country is in the mess it's in now.

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