I'll get 2% cashback.

"fuck it"

It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

I can change her

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

Leroy Jenkins

It's a calculated risk.

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

I'll pull out.

"I can just restore the backup"

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

Yolo

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

Fuck it, we ball

Fuck it, we ball

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

Huh, I wonder what this does.

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

"that's a problem for future me"

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

Another drink couldn't hurt

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

I deserve this

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

What's the worst that can happen?

i hope I won't regret doing this

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

YOLO

Will you marry me?

"At least I learned who I was".

I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."