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[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (6 children)

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Leroy Jenkins

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...but boy, am I bad at math.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

β€œI’ll sleep when I’m dead”

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many β€œbad decisions”?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"I can just restore the backup"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

You have backups? Novel concept.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

And the classic, "hold my beer"

This is the correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on Β£800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Fuck it, we ball

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Fuck it, we ball

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Huh, I wonder what this does.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Another drink couldn't hurt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

"that's a problem for future me"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

What's the worst that can happen?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

What could possibly go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Will you marry me?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"At least I learned who I was".

I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

i hope I won't regret doing this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."

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