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So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.

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[–] 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle.

Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are?

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.

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    [–] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Something something, the real magic was the... firearm-some-person-bought along the way...?

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    [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Plot twist: the assasin was one of the Etsy witches

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 11 months ago

    Wow. Hands-on manifesting. That’s some commitment to the magical arts.

    I’ve often heard of 30-06 spoken of with the same sort of reverence given to mythical numerology. Given the age of the rifle, it probably had a wooden stock. Very connected to nature. And a bolt action, too — each bullet sent one at a time, with an intention imparted upon it by the practiced motion of human hands, rather than through some trickery of gas pressures, physics, and precision milling.
    A real artisan of the craft. There’s powerful magic in symbolism and ritual actions.

    This is now cannon.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Did they hire the witches from Macbeth or something?? 😭

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