▲ 212 ▼ We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk Rule (www.jezebel.com) submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Monument@lemmy.sdf.org to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 comments fedilink hide all child comments So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […] And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.
[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 11 months ago (2 children) I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle. Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Envy@fedia.io 39 points 11 months ago Jesus promised eternal life. Etsy witches promised 2 weeks turnaround. One seems more effective than the other permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child) There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) I call him Sky Daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Envy@fedia.io 39 points 11 months ago Jesus promised eternal life. Etsy witches promised 2 weeks turnaround. One seems more effective than the other permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child) There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) I call him Sky Daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) I call him Sky Daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago canonically There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent