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So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.

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[–] 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle.

Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are?

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case.

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    As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.

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