This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

New band name: Alien Prolapse

This would imply the existence of butthuggers

I’m gonna 3D print this

I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.

If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

Anuception.

ass...

ticipation

It is the perfect organism...

"I got a bad feeling about this drop"

....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.