Oh, I feel much better then, thanks.

Looks like a fish to me.

I AM A STURGEON, DR. HAN

Yeah, you can't go to a salmon for sturgery.

I don't understand your anger, but I damn sure appreciate the energy.

That would probably be written off in the UK

I would not trust that bumper to stay attached or the hood to not take off at highway speeds. It might also be crosseyed at night. Needs some ducttape, at least.

I just leave dents in my car. If it's functional, it serves it's purpose. I'm married, so I don't have anyone to impress with my car. Practicality all the way.

What an odd thing to be upset about. It's other people's stuff, leave it alone. It's not harming you either way. Besides, I see plenty of janky Nissan Altimas around with damage the owner/leasee obviously has no intention of repairing.

Is there such a thing as a free dinner? I know free lunches are a myth, but I've never heard the other meals addressed.

I think you can use the markdown style embed

I think it's broken at the moment. I tried to link something for you and it won't do it. Here's a description of what I tried to do. Under the reply area there are four buttons: ?, image/gif, language, and add comment. I selected image/gif and filled in the blanks, but....nothing.

Oh wait, looks like it did. I sent a screenshot. Give it a try with your gif. Nothing will show up until after you hit send.

I don't think Lemmy supports embedded videos yet, just images.

Not that it matters--I totally didn't count--but you're missing four notes.

5 letter alternative spelling of a 6 letter word with a controversial past and present particularly in the US.