Okay - as of right now, I think there's much more to this story that we haven't been told and this is all damage control.

Like it wasn't actually a carjacking at all, and instead, for instance, "Big Balls" tried to buy sex with one or the other or both of them, then when she/he/they not coincidentally refused, he went on a drunken racist tirade, so they kicked his ass.

He also stole all of our personal information as part of a technofacist mysoginist child rapist oligarch coup to install a corporate dictatorship for the foreseeable future. I bet he got his ass kicked for being a entitled little douche

I hereby award you the "Royal Order of the Bonespurs!"

No balls.

Sound right MAGAts are worthless.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 56th President....