I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

Clippy

Cummy

Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent

They had a real opportunity and missed it

People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)

Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."

-Microsoft, allegedly.

Little mascot from Oglaf

What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

A blob semen can actually be useful!

Adipose.

First, Clippy, now Spunky.

So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

😘👌

Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?

Never forget what they took from us!

For me it's a marshmallow. To each their own xD