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[-] Screamium@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

Here's the secret they don't want you to know: You don't need to use a straw at all. Forgo the lid and voila! You've got a cup!

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Tip the cup enough, ice attack

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

Have you considered not being a small child?

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Less spillage with a lid when on the move

[-] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 29 points 10 months ago

Bamboo straws are nice, metal straws are the best, and they might look super nice.

[-] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 9 points 10 months ago

Oh mais c'est une communauté francophone, les pailles en bambou c'est bien, les pailles en métal c'est le mieux, et y'en a des très classes !

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago

Je n'étais pas sûr non plus que ce soit une communauté française...

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I like glass the most because they dont have a "taste".

[-] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 3 points 10 months ago

Yea, I always fear they might break though

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 10 months ago

I can see the unpeal.

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Didn't even know glass straws were a thing, don't think I've ever seen one.

[-] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 3 points 10 months ago

Pas de paille, pas de problèmes.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

But don't you have to be adamant about cleaning them, especially if you aren't drinking plain water?

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Yes, I do realize that sounds like an extremely lazy concern.. :-/

[-] Horsey@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I’ll seriously never understand the need for a sippy straw.

[-] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The only, ONLY person I asked who had a rational reason for their straw usage was in a bid to protect his teeth from acids in soda and juices.

That being said, I can only look back to college years, but he had GREAT teeth.

I'm closer to 40 than 30, and well, I need a lot of dental work I can't afford.

Maybe he was on to something.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

My response would be to reevaluate soda and juices.

That would have a much more profound impact on your oral health. Probably your overall health too.

[-] ximtor@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I just skip soda alltogether..or any sugary drinks 95% of the time

Edit: why i actually wanted to comment - my teeth stil suck

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[-] miellaby@jlai.lu 10 points 10 months ago

: Quand j'étais petit, les adultes ne buvaient pas avec une paille, c'était que pour les enfants au restau ou à des anniversaires.

[-] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I never had this issue with a paper straw.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm not a big straw user, but same, never understood what people do with straws that grinds their gears so much with the material change.

Maybe there's different qualities around the world's markets?

[-] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

I can tell you that some get soggy faster than others. Some are unusable after sitting in a glass for more than 30 minutes; others I haven't had any issue with.

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[-] bdonvr 5 points 10 months ago

la paille a même des couleurs françaises

(avertissement : traduction)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

There is no good reason why we don't have good straws from natural materials consumers wouldn't differentiate to plastic ones.

It's so little material development and so much lobbying & a bit of logistics issue.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago

Non degradable stuff from "natural" materials would have the same issues. It must break down in water.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

But it doesn't have to do it in the timespan of 47 seconds.

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bamboo is pretty good. Pasta straws are also okay.

Metal or glass are the best.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Conservatives back then: "If you need a straw to drink, you're a baby!"

Conservatives now: "If I can't have my plastic straw, I'll literally cry!"

[-] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

So the original conservatives were right and we lost our maturity by allowing society to 'progress'?

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's more of a contrarianism thing. They hate liberalism (by liberalism I mean not the modern moderate-conservatism/neoliberalism, but the foundation ideology of our democracies) more than anything, and they temporarily adjust their ideology to appear more counter-cultureish. See their sudden pro-pornography and pro-female objectification shift when the first gamergate happened, their anti-porn activism moved to more pseudo-secular orgs like NCOSE and Collective Shout. They started to shift back to anti-porn during the Vaush folder-reveal drama, and even faster after the second Trump victory.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

It’s a cup, take off the lid and drink

[-] uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I like the noodle ones! They stay strong for hours then you can just throw them away or crush them. Not sure if they’re actually noodles but they’re similar.

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[-] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

I am also team, "It's a cup, use your mouth, drink from the cup". No use...no waste.

You shouldn't use paper straws because the glue holding it together contains carcinogens, which you then take into your body as you suck down your drink.

Admittedly, killing yourself is very green, but should probably be avoided.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I really like those lids where the front opens as you tip it, and closes when you put the cup on the table. No straw needed.
I wish they weren't plastic though, not seen a biodegradable version yet.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 10 months ago

How do we feel about metal straws? I like the taste

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