I am not op. This is a stolen meme

OP when he dies and realizes that reincarnation is real and he is the cicada

This is like if you were just at the club minding your business just trying to hook up with somebody, and then a massive scary being plucks you up and starts torturing you for it, while you sit there confused as to what you even did wrong.

It's like torturing dogs for having the audacity to bark.

[Pan across a bombed, desolate cityscape, fires burning in the distance]

Female Narrator: No one knows who taught the first cicadas to chirp Baby Shark, but we know it was us who launched the nukes to stop it....

You didn't even give him good headphones!

Do you want a locust curse? Because that's how you get a locust curse

Just make sure he doesn't get loose, or he might try to eat your skin. (No curiously, they do that.)

Leave his little head on a pole near a tree to keep away more troublemakers like him.