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Still better than windows. (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

This picture is incomplete.

You need another guy on the ledt side, just casually watching as the others fight. That's Debian.

The poor dude being shoved into the locker is Suse.

The bully is Ubuntu.

Now we need a bigger guy behind the bully, waiting to get his hands on the bully. That will be RedHat.

Arch will be behind RedHat, getting ready to punch him in the face.

Gentoo will be right behind Arch, laughing like a maniac at the carnage unfolding.

And to the far right side of the picture you get to see this underrated guy, just shrugging his shoulders. That's LFS.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

let me paint you a different picture

i'm the one shoving you into a locker.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I was never small enough to fit in one, nor fun enough to be picked on. Plus, I was prone to fight back; I had very little to lose.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah?

Well, sudo deez nuts

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Alpine linux is already in the ~~locker~~container.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Debian is the school

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Where's Guix?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Next to Debian, I'd risk.

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

All Linux are equal...

... But some are more equal than others

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

"Ewww! Ubuntu!"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I still have a soft spot for Kubuntu, but I had to move to Arch because I wanted my software up-to-date. It really fucking sucks when a new version of something comes out and you have to wait for somebody to get around to updating the repo. Sometimes it would take months.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Opens dirty trenchcoat

"Hey kid, wanna try some Flatpaks?"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Opens dirty trenchcoat

"Hey kid, wanna try some nix/guix packages?"

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

BTW I use Arch Linux on my desktop. BTW I use Arch Linux on my laptop. BTW I use Debian on my server.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Time to change your username. BTW I use Debian everywhere. Best distro.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

People who use windows are already locked in their lockers

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Apple Bois being homeschooled. Still somehow bullied.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds...

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Watch your backs, the FoSSHoles are out to getcha.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

OP is why paired programming failed. The one that did all the work received 100% of the swirlies.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

The varsity jacket should have "read the wiki" embroidered onto it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I wanna use Linux, but gaming is stopping me.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

It depends on the game, but Steam proton is pretty good.

This site is incredibly helpful.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

This, I did not know about, I see that for honor is definitely compatible, so it's looking like it might work out.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

The state of gaming on Linux isn't perfect, but it is very, very good right now. The best it has ever been by far. The Steam Deck uses Linux, and Valve has their people dumping new features upstream into Linux for everyone to use.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Isn’t even the steam deck Linux nowadays?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

It is, and there are still some games that are borked, but most are quite good.

This site is great for finding out what games work. https://www.protondb.com/

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

One solution is just to stop gaming and start playing around with computers for fun.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Gaming is what got me into playing around with computers for fun.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Why is this getting down voted??

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Probably because gaming on Linux is in very good state right now. If you're a casual OS user I still wouldn't recommend it but if you know what you do, you'll barely need Windows.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Would you mind uploading the template to [email protected]?

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