This picture is incomplete.

You need another guy on the ledt side, just casually watching as the others fight. That's Debian.

The poor dude being shoved into the locker is Suse.

The bully is Ubuntu.

Now we need a bigger guy behind the bully, waiting to get his hands on the bully. That will be RedHat.

Arch will be behind RedHat, getting ready to punch him in the face.

Gentoo will be right behind Arch, laughing like a maniac at the carnage unfolding.

And to the far right side of the picture you get to see this underrated guy, just shrugging his shoulders. That's LFS.

All Linux are equal...

... But some are more equal than others

"Ewww! Ubuntu!"

BTW I use Arch Linux on my desktop. BTW I use Arch Linux on my laptop. BTW I use Debian on my server.

People who use windows are already locked in their lockers

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds...

Watch your backs, the FoSSHoles are out to getcha.

OP is why paired programming failed. The one that did all the work received 100% of the swirlies.

The varsity jacket should have "read the wiki" embroidered onto it

I wanna use Linux, but gaming is stopping me.

Would you mind uploading the template to !maimaivorlagen@discuss.tchncs.de?