I would be pissed if I went to monkey attack beach and their was no god damn monkey attacks.

This is just the plot to every Jurassic Park sequel.

I think people just watch movies like Aladdin or whatever and think monkeys are cute and harmless. They're wrong. Monkeys are vicious little monsters. Stay the f away from monkeys.

Source: I was sort of lightly attacked by a monkey and I wasn't even at a monkey attack beach

I read an article about the actual incident. Essentially they're a super wealthy influencer family that travel around and shit, those kinds of people who think they own the world since they colonized half of it.

They went to monkey beach with their kids and set up on an area that pissed off the monkeys, and the dad got bitten.

Hear me out, "Monkey attack beach : The game". Like an old school side scroller, fighting an horde of monkeys that gets bigger ever level.

People are shocked when things have the audacity to happen to them instead of some NPC

Truly shocking

You go to the monkey attack beach for vacation.

I go to the monkey attack beach to fight monkeys.

We are not the same.

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More "fucked around and found out" than "leopard ate my face", but funny.

All the Unity simps told me this is victim blaming though

Average Australian tourists