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Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Funeral complete. Lovely to see people, even if it is like this

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

so many hugs

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Iโ€™m sorry. Be extra kind to yourself, one funeral is hard let alone two

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Chef has relocated and is no longer of this world. But fear not, for we are omnipresent and we shall continue serving from another universe. It is however with regret that we will no longer be able to raise alert in the event of sky pretty.

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Chef, you are amazing no matter which plane you exist on. Thank you for all of the smiles!

... may I please have some potatoey goodness?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'd like some interdimensional fish and chips please Chef

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I hope your skies are beautiful where ever you are.

Your loyalty card gets you one free hug ๐Ÿซ‚

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

A toast to chef ๐Ÿงƒ .. may your new sky always be pretty

May I have a strong coffee and toast with butter and exotic jam?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Thank you. The sky is indeed pretty here.

โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿฏ

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Chef, I think all of us hope your new plane of existence is entirely to your satisfaction. We hope you will keep us informed of the prettiness or otherwise of the the 'sky' or functional substitute thereof.

Also, could I have a nice cup of tea and a bikkie?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The blues are here even with soxcat around. Some sad news lately that just seems to put a damper on things and my lack of progress lately on the thesis ain't good.

Try again tomorrow... Gonna disappear into a chip packet for now and ponder AI taking over everything again after watching some VEO 3 clips.

Also I can't get over how unbelievably soft sox's fur is. And she still smells like baby powder. Even though she only eats dine crap at home...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hmmmโ€ฆ I prescribe cuddlepurrs. Maybe if you put a heat source in your lap and feed her a creamy treat

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Success, I am now trapped on the couch by a warm and purry feline. ... I'm just not in the most comfortable position to hold but I mustn't move the cat.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I HATE ROLEPLAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STUPID ROLEPLAYS ILL ROLEPLAY YOU UP THE HEAD FUCKING ROLEPLAYS

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store... What do you do?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"if I can have a lock of your daughter's hair, I'll save her!"

I was going to say

Title"if I can have your daughter's virginity..."
But no one likes those kinds of players

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Oh I'm hearing you. Good time for a toilet break that lasts at least 20 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I used to really hate them, but we have to do them a lot at work (mock phone calls primarily) and I'm fairly used to it now.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Found his limit:

He'll change his mind tomorrow but for now he gets some time off.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

We find good bacon and potato in the other world.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And the breakfast sausage is AMAZING! And not just for breakfast ....

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Finally worked out how to get this dog to finally bring the ball back.

You have to kick the ball and not throw it.

Not sure how that works but it does.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hahaha.

My dog will chase and pick up the ball, run straight passed me, drop it down the yard and then look at me as if to say "your turn". Little shithead.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah waking up to hairball noises and a mess to clean up.

Yay...

Edit: yeah I'm wrecked. Decided to work from home.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Stupid roleplays for my assessments are done, now I just need to write a bit more - fluff it out - and submit. Then I only have 3 quizzes (not open yet) and an oral presentation to do, and I'm done! Should be good by mid June, then I get my cert aw yeeee

Saw my cunt of an ex at Flagstaff station before, as I was on the train passing through. They didn't get on, or recognise me (I've lost 20kg, and was wearing a beanie and hornrim sunnies lol).

They haven't changed at all, physically or mentally, and I love that for them. Couldn't have happened to a better person tbh.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ughh. People like them should have the decency to fall into a black hole so you never have to worry about being jumpscared

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Goodnight all โค๏ธ

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I hope tinybreak is okay - sending you good vibes! ๐Ÿ’œ

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

At the moment I am assuming everything missing has been packed into one of my boxes. Being tiny it is entirely possible he has slipped in with something else without being noticed. If so he is likely very safe with lots of soft packing material, but may not be able to return until unpacking happens next week.

Alternatively, he could have slipped through to another plane of existence, and Bacon is looking for him now? If so I'm sure he will be found quickly and will return to us very well fed.

Tiny, if you are out there, please bang on a pipe or something so we know you're ok...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

They're banging on reddit pipes, I think he's fine.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Feeling pretty dang sore today, but I a good way.

Planning a nice long sauna/Steam session tomorrow morning to get in a weekend mood.

Office is dead as but since I'm still fairly new in this role, I'm showing up as required until end of probation at least.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Screaming junkie neighbour. Manager treating me like a junior and micro managing. Not enough sleep. Reducing anti depressent dose.

Feels like I'm going to explode.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I bought one of those wifi powerpoint timers yesterday. I got it connected to the app but it doesn't seem to be working. Lets see if I can get it sorted or if it's going to become one of those Dad Moments where I'm at war with an obtuse piece of technology wrapped in plastic

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Gah, I just replied and posted in the wrong daily post.

Oh well, for tonight Iโ€™ll be having meat lovers pizza with mushrooms after I eat those yucky noodles.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

sky very pretty

pinks and oranges and a thin sliver of moon framed by palm fronds

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Come on tomorrow night, looking forward to my date :)

Edit: I wish I could go to bed right now.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I bought a new moka pot recently online. Brand name but it's having some issues after a week or two - lots of loss of water through the pressure outlet... None of my pots have ever done this so I'm assuming there's a fault... Can't seem to figure out a way to tighten anything... Fixable or no do you think?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I finally updated my phone after a long time of putting it off. Everything feels so weird, but I especially miss the thunk my phone would do when I closed all open apps. Farewell, thunk, I will miss you!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I've been dismissing the update on my phone for about 2 months now. Unfortunately they're not designed to make phones better. Especially for an aging handset like mine

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Anything you're keeping an eye on for a potential EOFY sale?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A job ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Having issues with Opticomm internet. It's a shame the government let them in after all those years fighting for the NBN, even with the copper connection downgrades.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Beach walk

The tide was very low , the dunes were full of chirping fairy wrens , I picked up 3 very nasty looking lures off the beach. And noticed sea anemones in little rock pools against the sea wall . These were yellow anemones, I've only seen dark red ones before. I took some pics. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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