Lol. Lmao, even.
You're much better off selling the fucking thing at that point instead of continuing to put the lives of you and your passengers at risk in a death trap. 
this is the kind of thing that you need when you have built the vehicle yourself from an $800 kit that is not allowed on public roads.. it should not be a recognizable phenomenon on a $80,000 luxury vehicle.
dying in an overpriced bazingawagon is the new punk rock
Still love the--AAAAAAAH FUCK I'M BURNING ALIIIIIIVE 
The fucking zip tie holding a keyring to the steel cable....
As if the Tesla situation couldn't get dumber, the owners really bring it home.
Also.... do you think these people tell their passengers about it whenever they get into the car? Or are the owners assuming they will have the capacity to explain it in the moment of the crash/fire?
Oddly enough, Tesla themselves made a better emergency release in the model 3 which is just a normal lever in front of the normal latch.
I would just buy another car but that's just me
From an ethical standpoint, who are you going to sell it to? The Human Torch?
Elon explaining his Super villain Ozymandias plot:
And with this software update, all the Teslas in the world will lock themselves, incinerating the occupants inside and establishing a world free of chuds!
please work lathe
"An ejector seat, you're joking!"
Sure, if you wanna void the warranty...
Don't the cars have a secondary release built in for if the powered opening doesn't work? Or is it just every single other car with power doors that has that and not Teslas?
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