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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Mi-scel-la-ne-ous

As a non-native, fuck that word

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native, fuck that word. I also dislike spelling the word convenience.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Well...That is very convenient.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Here's more reason to hate English

https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait until you learn about buoyancy

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Acquaintance is that word for me. I just type 'aqu' and my phone handles the rest. God help me if I ever have to write that down without access to the internet. I also let my phone handle 'necessary' because I never know how many c's and s's there are and where they go.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wed-en-ee-es-day

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

bu·reauc·ra·cy

Yeah Webster, that doesn’t really help.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Reauc and reoull ain't noise pollution

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Actually, the · are silent.

Glad I could help.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Suns-day Moons-day Tyrs-day Wodens-day Thors-day Frias-day Saturns-day

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys really have to stop starting weeks on the wrong day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right, Woden the All-father should be first.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On Thursday? But I like Thor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's fine, we all like Thor.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how there are days for the sun and the moon, a bunch of nordic gods and then Saturn for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It wasn't enough that he got Saturnalia

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They were all celestial bodies. The rest just got more myth attached to them. The Norse names are all sort of kinda mostly the equivalents of the Roman counterparts, and those are famously where we get the names for the planets.

Sunday

Moonday

Mercuryday

Jupiterday

Venusday

Saturnday

Ther wasn't a great Norse version of Saturn, so it just kept its name. Even as it is, some of those conversions are pretty flimsy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a possibly that I'm Gregnant?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Grrrregnant!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jim Carey forever helped us spell that word.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think of him every time.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Rest-AWWWW-ront

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Using a mnemonic device IS smart.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For me it’s always ‘bus-in-ess’

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Busy-ness

Busi-ness

That's how I do it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I've given up long ago, now I just write önsdag and whoever gets it gets it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

B-e-a-utiful

Also: Baby Eats Candy Apples Until She Explodes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Massachusetts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd have still read it like that even without the dashes 😂

Honestly, if you don't say/think it like that your life is sad and I pity you with the utmost sincerety 😤🫶🏻.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think you mean Woden's-day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

1-800-ABCDEFG !

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